Hey little guy, who do you belong to?
Are you trying to take my puppy now?
Well I thought once you noticed I didn’t like the joke you would stop telling it. I’m not telling you to stroke my ego but saying shit like that definitely doesn’t turn me on if that’s what you’re going for. If it’s between that and not talking at all I’d rather have silence and you know how much that bugs me. And it’s not my fault you always try to come onto me at shitty times. [He bit down on her lip just as roughly when she pulled him into the kiss, sliding his hand underneath the side of her shirt to begin pushing it up.] Because when girls think I’m still dating a Heather they don’t exactly wanna sleep with me since they’re scared to get on your bad side. So thanks for fucking up my sex life. [He scoffed against her lips, shifting just close enough so he could knock his hips back against hers.]
But you know it’s like in my job description to give you a hard time that way you fully understand what you’ve gotten yourself into. Whatever, if it’s too much for you then I can stop. All you’ve gotta do is admit you can’t take it, simple as that. But isn’t that what most guys want, for a girl to talk up their skills in bed? So what would be a turn on to you? If I started talking to you about football, pizza, and beer in bed? Ah. I get it now. If I wanna hook up from now on i’ve gotta give you a booty call. [She whined softly when he bit down on her lip. When he started pushing her shirt up she wiggled around slightly to help him out, pulling away from the kiss reluctantly to get it off.] Fair enough. Well, hope you’re getting enough with just me. Cause I can only think of one possible solution for this problem. [She let her lips trail down his jaw to his neck.]
Oh that might be the reason I didn’t hear anything. I’m pretty sure that anything negative about Silver I never hear about. Its this weird conspiracy theory I swear. Well I mean you’re not out shoplifting. However, I think after three times in there, they might rename the drunk tank after you. Poppy, I think I’d be bitch bait the second I stepped in there. I know I wouldn’t last. Um, Harry Potter..
Yeah, I figured. And I doubted she would tell you anything about it. You think your dad ever hears anything bad about here or does he still think she’s perfect? Exactly. It’s not like i’m committing an actual crime. Everyone drinks. And it’s not even like I was drinking and driving either. These cops just need to lighten up a little. Not gonna lie though, I would be pretty proud to have a drunk tank named after me. Says who? Just act as tough as you can. It’s all about faking it till you make it anyways. Oh! That’s cool.
Wait, what? Why didn’t I hear about this? Its probably Doofus. I mean he hates most the people around here anyways, why not you too. I think that if I ever got locked away we’d have a problem because I’d start curling up in a corner crying because I wouldn’t know what to do you know? Would these be Elle Woods style survival kits? Oh its okay. We cut it up in enough pieces so that we could share. Have to celebrate Harry’s birthday somehow right?
Don’t know. There was a pretty big group of us in there, including your sister. Then again I don’t think any of us really went around announcing it. It might be. All I know is that twice is already too many times to be in jail for me. I don’t actually want to have a record so it can’t happen again. You can’t do that or the big mean prison ladies will go after you first and try to make you their bitch. Uh duh. Only the best. Awesome! At least then I won’t be tempted to eat the whole thing. Wait. Who’s birthday?
You know when you talk like that it makes me wanna fuck someone else who won’t bitch and act like they don’t like it, right? Because I’m pretty sure I could list a few people who would be totally happy with everything they’re getting and they’d put in more effort than you. [He shrugged as if it wasn’t a big deal, nipping at the side of her jaw lightly to show he wasn’t being completely serious.] I wouldn’t say that. It just means you’re the easiest to get here and that’s not a big compliment. [Ram rolled his eyes but leaned forward to kiss her, shifting his hands up to rest on both sides of her head so his weight wasn’t completely pressing down on her.]
Damn. Learn to take a joke. If that’s what you really want then go ahead, no one’s stopping you, you know. Cause I know a couple of people too. And I’d rather not not look pathetic trying kiss your ass or stroke your ego to get you in bed like all of your other girls. Especially cause then we both know you’ll get too cocky and won’t try as hard. I always put in effort. You can’t talk because for once you aren’t just laying there. You’re the one who’s always too tired or sore to pull your own weight. [She huffed until she grabbed both sides of his face and pulled him in for a rough kiss, nipping here and there.] Yeah? Wonder why the other girls need so much convincing? Must not have liked it much the last time they had it. [She bumped her hip against his to tease him and to try to get him closer.]
You were in jail once, and that was with me. I don’t think that counts. But I think you’re too pretty to do hard time, so you probably should avoid that whole idea of murdering people. Um, I’m good. Of course I did! Do you really think I’m that selfless? I mean dang Poppy, who do you think I am?
No…actually twice. I got thrown in a holding cell after one of the college parties. I secretly think that the cops around here have it out for me now. Thanks Ruby. And don’t you ever try that whole murder thing because you’re good awesome to keep locked away forever. But if you were locked up i’d visit you like everyday with survival kits. That’s good to hear. I was just wondering. But i’m scared to try it and make the whole thing disappear.
Nope, I was just making sure you weren’t coming from one. Everything okay? But yeah, we actually made a halfway decent cake. I was surprised.
Nah. I think i’ve had more then enough time in jail for a lifetime, there’s no way i’d wanna be in there for murder. Plus I don’t think I could survive wearing only orange every day for the rest of my life either. I’m alright. What about you? Did you guys leave me any cake to try?
If I’m gonna kill you it’s gonna happen after I fet laid. If I did it before then I’d have to call someone else and I’m not up for dealing with all the hassle tonight. But try not to think about that too much. You have other things to focus on. [He stuck his tongue out at her, rocking away from her once she punched him.] Pretty much. And you’re not that bad in bed so I guess that helps out a little bit. [He shrugged one of his shoulders as he flopped down on the couch, too hard to be considered gentle though he was only playing around with her since he knew she could take it.] We’re not gonna count that as shit because it’s never gonna happen so shut up about it already.
Good idea. In that case try to make it last longer then a minute this time. [She stuck her tongue out at him after her joke just for good measure.] How about we try for a new record and go at it all night? That is if you can last that long. Think you’re up for the job? True. Or to not focus on. It’s always better when you don’t over think it. [She pouted slightly when he rocked away from her, trying to look at him and innocently as possible.] Not that bad? Please. We both know i’m the best you can get around here. And probably the best you’ve had. If I wasn’t then why else would I be your booty call? [She groaned this time when he flopped down on the couch, not because she couldn’t take the roughness but just to give him a hard time.] Nope. Make me.
I just wanted to take some time outside. I was locked up all day baking a cake with Matilda. What’s your alibi?
Alibi? Are we on our way to go murder someone? That sounds like a blast. You guys didn’t burn down anything did you? I was just out, trying to get some air and relax.