Sucks for him. Earning your trust is as easy as running 20 miles uphill.
I don’t think anyone is out of my league. I’m a good looking rich guy in case you forgot. I dunno. Why would you? It’s not like you’re in love with me or anything, right?
Yeah. And losing it is as hard as eating a cookie.
Eh, you’re alright. Might be giving yourself more credit then you deserve. But wasn’t Mason’s mom a model? That’s like on another level for you. When have you ever had a model? What? That would just be crazy. And i’m not crazy. If I was then I wouldn’t have a date to Homecoming, would I?
You know people can take pictures of that, right?
Not until I have sex with her, no. And no. I don’t think it’s that bad. At least I don’t hit on her flat out. I’m smooth. What’s up with all the questions? You’re not jealous are you?
Dammit. This is exactly why we can’t have any nice things. But I don’t wanna be a total prude either so I guess the guy would really have to earn my trust for me to do that.
Good luck trying. You don’t think they’re a little out of your league? Please let there be someone there to record it when you do try and get rejected. I need some good entertainment. I’m not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
Probably. It’ll stop them from sticking around when they can’t get what they really want so it should save everyone time.
The only mom I wanna get with is Mason’s right now. And maybe Stef’s. Someone needs to show her a little love.
True. It’s a good way to weed out the jerks from the alright guys. But does Skype stripping count? Cause I think I could totally do that.
I know. You would talk about her when we were together too. This is one of those things where you’re never gonna get over your little crush until you get with her isn’t it? It’s not weird to you that they had your best friends? Or, you know, that they’re old enough to be your mom?
It’s only because you don’t know how to keep a guy happy when you’re not around. Try not to do that with your next boyfriend unless you wanna get dumped.
It’s his first year so I’m not that surprised but it’s so embarrassing I won’t be able to let him live it down for months.
Maybe not. But that’s just one thing any guy i’m with is gonna have to deal with. I’m planning on kinda becoming a big deal so I can’t have nudes floating around out there that people could blackmail me with. Think I should warn guys of that before anything starts? Like right at the start of a date?
As long as you don’t try getting with his mom. Poor guy, as if having her walk in there yelling and end up crying wasn’t embarrassing enough?
One more day and little Grantwood won’t be so little. Mhm, and then it’s full on meltdown. — [Chloe looked over at Poppy, a feeling of slight guilt settling in. She wasn’t daft and knew of the situation, or rather as much as was common knowledge. So instead of letting it stay that way, she held out a twizzler] I haven’t decided if I should dress up for the day or not. Any suggestions?
I don’t think any parent is ready to see their kids grow up. Let’s be honest, you could probably be forty and she’d still see you as a little girl. Wow. Are there waterworks and everything? [When she noticed the way Chloe looked at her she sighed softly and took the twizzler from her.] You know it’s fine right? I’m not trying to make you guilty or anything for being frustrated. I just think it’s nice. I mean there’s a lot of parents around here who don’t seem to care as much. Um yes, of course! You should always take any opportunity to dress up.
[text] We want you to look like old royalty, not an old lady. :P
[text] But that reminds me i’ve been looking like crazy for costume ideas the last few hours. Umm so you’re okay with wearing nothing but pasties, right?
[text] That was a joke too by the way.
Right. If someone saw my collection of boob texts I’ve been sent over the past few years they might have a break down.
He hadn’t called her since school started so she thought something happened to him.
Wow. Must have some really bad taste in girls if their boobs are bad enough to make someone break down. Except for me of course. But mine aren’t a part of your collection of course so i’m not to worried.
Seriously? It’s only been a couple of weeks. Let the poor kid have his fun. Is he a freshman or something?
It’s more or less this happens every year before my birthday, and today is the worst. Tomorrow I’ll just shut my phone off and hope she doesn’t pop in for a birthday lunch. I mean I get it, little girl is growing up, but seriously.. chillax.
Right. Your birthday’s coming up! How could I forget? So it just escalates more and more until your actual birthday? Damn. Sounds pretty rough. But at least you know she cares enough to remember your birthday.